"Thunder buddies for life."
Director: Seth MacFarlane
Cast: Mark Wahlberg, Seth MacFarlane, Amanda Seyfried, Jessica Barth, Giovanni Ribisi
Ted 2 — Movie Quotes
Memorable Quotes
I think I wanna sleep on a bed made of your voice.
Context
Spoken during Ted and John’s first meeting in New York with the esteemed attorney Patrick Meighan.
Meaning
A meta-joke breaking the tension of Morgan Freeman's notoriously soothing, authoritative baritone.
It's this new strain my dealer gave me called 'Help Me Get Home.'
Context
Sam introducing John and Ted to her potent cannabis stash in her law office.
Meaning
Establishes Samantha as a kindred stoner spirit to John and Ted, breaking legal stereotypes and sealing their friendship.
A perfect spiral!
Context
John marveling as Ted tosses Tom Brady’s bedsheet to the floor during their botched attempt to acquire the quarterback’s semen.
Meaning
Highlights the film’s blend of parochial Boston sports idolatry and absurd, tasteless physical comedy.
We are often told that happily ever afters exist only in the pages of fairy tales, and in the naive minds of sheltered innocents. And yet on this bright sunny Boston afternoon, a talking teddy bear is about to marry his girlfriend. Proving two things: Happy endings can come true for anyone, and America doesn't give a sh*t about anything.
Context
The opening voiceover establishing Ted and Tami-Lynn's wedding ceremony.
Meaning
Sets the tone for MacFarlane’s satirical universe, contrasting classical fairytale romance with modern American apathy.
Is this cereal in fact exclusively for children?
Context
Liam Neeson's intense, deadpan interrogation of Ted at the supermarket checkout counter regarding a box of Trix cereal.
Meaning
Widely regarded as the film's funniest cameo, satirizing Neeson's menacing action persona inside a mundane setting.
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