Scary Movie — Characters & Cast

To survive the requel and prove that the original final girls are entirely untouchable.

Cindy starts as an exaggerated, traumatized recluse and evolves into a ruthless protector of her own franchise, completely refusing to yield screen time to the younger generation.

To outlast the masked killer and deliver the best punchlines.

Brenda remains remarkably unchanged from her early-2000s persona, acting as the anchor to the franchise's comedic roots while violently rejecting modern horror sensibilities.

Finding his next high while incidentally surviving a massacre.

Shorty returns to his classic stoner roots, navigating the updated, high-tech world of 2026 with the exact same brain-fried logic he utilized in the year 2000.

Maintaining his fragile facade while fighting for survival.

Ray continues his long-running gag of being overtly flamboyant while insisting he is straight, hilariously failing to adapt to the more open social climate of the 2020s.