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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
A claustrophobic psychological horror-comedy steeped in asphyxiating maternal panic, following a woman slowly drowning in dry air beneath the ruin of her domestic life.
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

"Everything is under control."

10 October 2025 United States of America 113 min 6.3 (407)

Director: Mary Bronstein

Cast: Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, A$AP Rocky, Danielle Macdonald, Delaney Quinn

Drama The Taboo of Maternal Resentment and Burnout Isolation and the Unequal Burden of Care The Breakdown of Psychoanalytic Pretense Domestic Decay and Bodily Claustrophobia
Budget: $1,500,000
Box Office: $1,709,642

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You — Movie Quotes

Memorable Quotes

Eraserhead is about a type of parental anxiety that only men can have. And this is a film about a parental anxiety only a woman can have. In Eraserhead, he can leave and that's his angst. Linda cannot leave. That's hers.
— Mary Bronstein

Context

Stated by the director during the film's press rollout to frame the narrative as a feminine inversion of Lynch's work.

Meaning

Articulates the programmatic thesis and thematic engine of the entire film: the inescapable physical and societal reality of maternal responsibility.

I still don't want to eat food, it's too squishy.
— The Child (Delaney Quinn)

Context

Uttered in the motel room in the aftermath of a harrowing tube-feeding crisis where the tube was pulled out.

Meaning

A moment of black comedy highlighting the agonizing, irrational simplicity of childhood disorders that push adult caregivers past their breaking point.

I'll be better.
— Linda (Rose Byrne)

Context

Spoken in the motel room in the final moments of the film after Linda faces her daughter directly.

Meaning

Operates both as a downbeat punchline acknowledging the impossibility of trying any harder, and as a quiet commitment to step forward through the burden.

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